About Madeline Iva

i write lady smut. Erotic romance with sugar kink fun.

Sexy Older Men–AKA The Daddy Figure

Originally posted on Lady Smut:

Model Steven Ritts has a whole new career these days--as the older guy.

Model Steven Ritts has a whole new career these days–as the older guy.

By Madeline Iva

Occasionally, the guy who runs OkCupid.com shares interesting statistical factoids from his dating site.  One statistic: women tend to think the ideal age for a man is the same age as herself. For example, if a woman is 21 then her idea of the ideal age for a man is 21.  If she’s 35, then it’s 35, if she’s 50, then it’s 50.

Men, on the other hand, all think that the ideal age for a woman is 21.

It’s like the punch line to a bad joke.  Cue the sound effects: Whaaa-waaa-waaaaah.

I am not surprised.  Never have I been so hit upon in my life as when I was around that age.  Nine-tenths of the men were older–around thirty or so.  They saw a young woman alone in the world and wanted to take care…

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Is It Possible to Have Too Much Fun? Win FREE BOOKS!

DarkDesiresIt’s out!

My novella ‘Sexsomnia’ is available in THE LADY SMUT BOOK OF DARK DESIRES We’re promoting the anthology this week with a wild Facebook party, TONIGHT, Thursday, Nov. 13th 7pm-11pm EST. Click HERE to join the fun.

We’re giving away some awesome books to start the party early.  Click HERE to check that out.

And finally, some awesome writer pals are giving away copies of our anthology.  Want one? Sure you do! Go HERE and you might win. :)


You know you want this book just for the cover alone. ; >

The Lady Smut Book of Dark Desires…Ooooh, Ahhhh!

DarkDesiresIt’s out! My paranormal novella ‘Sexsomnia’ is now available in our blog anthology THE LADY SMUT BOOK OF DARK DESIRES.  You can order it HERE at Amazon and HERE at Barnes & Noble.

You, dear blog followers, you know it’s been a long journey to get to publication.  I didn’t expect to feel so serene when the book came out.  It’s so nice to have something out in the world, and I’m so proud of my story.  You never really know someone, I always say, until you read her writing.  Well, now you get a chance to peer into my head.

Enjoy the book, and let me know what you think.

Preferably with a review on Goodreads or Amazon. ; >

Meanwhile, keep an eye out for Sexsomnia II.

Also check out the fun facebook party we’re throwing next Thursday, Nov 13th, from 7pm-11pm.  Here’s the link — but you’ll need to be logged in to fb for it to work:


Finally, I just want to say thank you to all the amazing people who taught me so much from Joanna Bourne to Charlotte Stein.  I want to thank all my amazing friends from Liz Everly to Liz Matilla — whom I love and adore.  There are so many more friends to thank. Everyone has taught me something. Everyone has been warm, and kind, and put out a great energy into the world.  I luvs you guys.  And that includes: Leah Price, Tina Glasneck, Sofie Couch, Sue London, Kate Worth, Mary Ann Clark, Claudia McRay, Allyson Johns, Adriana Anders, Elizabeth SaFleur, Wendy LaCapra, Alexa Day, Kiersten Hallie Krum, C. Margery Kempe, Shara Lanel, Nara Malone (I owe you big Nara), Ella Quinn, Elf Ahern, Piper, Sandi Cararo, Nancy Damon, Jane Kulow, Susan Coleman, Joanna Joselyn, Kelly Ann Corcoran, Cathy Maxwell, Mary Burton, Kelly Justice, Tracey Livesay, Sharon Bowers, Charlotte Ledger, everyone at Virginia Romance Writers, everyone at Washington Romance Writers, all my peeps on facebook, all the author guests coming to our facebook party and everyone who has been a part of Virginia Festival of the Book.  It takes a village to make a writer, and everyone deserves smoochies and hugs for providing so much love and adventure.  Thank you all.

What Happens At Girl’s Night Out…

983814_867797489899395_5290300558811181875_nWe had an anthology contract.  We formed a plan.  The plan was to have FUN while promoting our forthcoming anthology.

So here’s what we dreamed up:  GIRL’S NIGHT OUT.

Women only.  With spiked pink lemonade & nibbles.  And chocolate. In a really swank lingerie shop.

And now it’s actually happening! Our dream is coming true.  In between the partying and trying on lingerie, we planned some evening events — because you know, we want this event to be *cough* educational.

Hi Mr. Bunny.  What do you do? Oh, you go in the bathtub. Okaaaaaay.

Hi Mr. Bunny. What do you do?

7:30pm Who is LadySmut & Why the Party?  We’re talking about Lady Smut–the blog, and THE LADY SMUT BOOK OF DARK DESIRES–our anthology, as well as our stories in the anthology.  (My story is called Sexsomnia.) Then we give out lots of romance novels.  Rating: PG-13.

8:00pm & 8:30pm Food Play Fun & How To Have Sex With the Internet.  Liz Everly is going to talk about food play — complete with Do & Don’t list.  Later, we get the skinny from Alexa Day on all the interesting stuff on the internet, all the scary stuff, and everything in between.  All You Wanted To Know But Shuddered To Ask About Timber.  Post Sex Selfies. Then we give out bags of erotic romance novels, erotica, & flavored condoms.  Rated R.

Is that a computer mouse? Um, nooooooo...

Is that a computer mouse? Um, nooooooo…

9pm – 10pm  Hold onto your knickers, Nelly. All I’m saying is that Derriere de Soie sells more than just lingerie *and* the door prizes at this point in the evening don’t look like what they really are.  If you know what I mean. And I think you do. ; >   Rated R — very R.

Sound like fun? Oh, you betcha! Thanks again to Derriere de Soie for hosting our Girl’s Night Out party and to Sven for making the party happen.  We love you folks!

If you live in Charlottesville, VA, love romance, are female (or close enough) and want to come to our party — find me on fb for an invite: https://www.facebook.com/madeline.iva

If you DON’T live anywhere near Charlottesville, not to fret: you can treat yourself to some sexy, flattering lingerie at Derriere de Soie’s awesome website.  Check it out, my lovelies!


A Sexy, Shivery Delight!

Sleep 1(This is me chanting like a school girl) I wrote a no-vel-la! It’s get-ting pub-lished! It’s called Sex-som-ni-a.  It’s really awe-some! (Academy award speech) I’d like to thank my fellow Lady Smut.com gals for banding together with me to make this great anthology THE LADY SMUT BOOK OF DARK DESIRES.  Liz Everly, Elizabeth Shore, and C. Margery Kempe, I couldn’t have done this without you all.  Smootchies! And if you want to pre-order this shivery, sexy, paranormal delight at B&N, you can! Right HERE. But if you prefer Amazon, they can notifiy you when it’s available HERE. It’s coming out November 6th.  I’ll post a cover and news as I get it from our AWESOME publisher, Harper Impulse.Impulse

From Lolita to Brolita: Getting Your Girly Kink On with Otaku

Madeline Iva:

Want to know what a Goth Lolita is? How about a brolita? This blog post explains it all to you. Well….sort of!  And if you like that here’s some more photos and explanations on my Pinterest page: http://www.pinterest.com/madelineiva/lolita-brolita-git-yer-girly-kink-on/

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Big Book of Submission

Click on photo to buy.

by Madeline Iva

It’s our week of Kink at LadySmut.com.  This theme week was brought to you by the letter K.

No, just kidding.  We’re celebrating the release of THE BIG BOOK OF SUBMISSION (Our very own C. Margery Kempe has a short story included in the anthology.)

But first, a word about Kink & LadySmut.com.  We walk a fine line with sexy here at the blog.  When considering kink with a capital “K” some LadySmut bloggers get rather flustered.  Would I ever??? they say and gulp. (Unless you’re Alexa. She’s sitting at the bar saying Bring it.)

Me, I don’t have this kind of problem.  Would I ever? Not no, but hell no.

Experiment with a kinky life style? No. Er. Well, depends on what you mean by kinky?

With people besides my DH? No.

Doing things that involve an investment of significant money, time…

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