We had an anthology contract. We formed a plan. The plan was to have FUN while promoting our forthcoming anthology.
So here’s what we dreamed up: GIRL’S NIGHT OUT.
Women only. With spiked pink lemonade & nibbles. And chocolate. In a really swank lingerie shop.
And now it’s actually happening! Our dream is coming true. In between the partying and trying on lingerie, we planned some evening events — because you know, we want this event to be *cough* educational.
Hi Mr. Bunny. What do you do?
7:30pm Who is LadySmut & Why the Party? We’re talking about Lady Smut–the blog, and THE LADY SMUT BOOK OF DARK DESIRES–our anthology, as well as our stories in the anthology. (My story is called Sexsomnia.) Then we give out lots of romance novels. Rating: PG-13.
8:00pm & 8:30pm Food Play Fun & How To Have Sex With the Internet. Liz Everly is going to talk about food play — complete with Do & Don’t list. Later, we get the skinny from Alexa Day on all the interesting stuff on the internet, all the scary stuff, and everything in between. All You Wanted To Know But Shuddered To Ask About Timber. Post Sex Selfies. Then we give out bags of erotic romance novels, erotica, & flavored condoms. Rated R.
Is that a computer mouse? Um, nooooooo…
9pm – 10pm Hold onto your knickers, Nelly. All I’m saying is that Derriere de Soie sells more than just lingerie *and* the door prizes at this point in the evening don’t look like what they really are. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. ; > Rated R — very R.
Sound like fun? Oh, you betcha! Thanks again to Derriere de Soie for hosting our Girl’s Night Out party and to Sven for making the party happen. We love you folks!
If you live in Charlottesville, VA, love romance, are female (or close enough) and want to come to our party — find me on fb for an invite: https://www.facebook.com/madeline.iva
If you DON’T live anywhere near Charlottesville, not to fret: you can treat yourself to some sexy, flattering lingerie at Derriere de Soie’s awesome website. Check it out, my lovelies!