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We’ve Got the Love…From Our New Publisher!

Published on August 27, 2014August 27, 2014 by Madeline IvaLeave a comment

Hello Kittehs —

I know I spilled the beans a while back, but Harper Impulse just announced they’ve acquired our blog anthology LADY SMUT’S BOOK OF DARK DESIRES.

What’s that you say? You haven’t followed Lady Smut yet? Quelle horreur! Get thee to Lady Smut right now, hit the follow button, and you can say you knew us when.

Here’s the classy-snazzy Harper Impulse website blog announcement: http://www.harperimpulseromance.com/acquisition-announcement-meet-the-lady-smut-team/

Woot! Can’t wait to see the cover. Which, my ever lovin’ people, I will share with you the minute I get my hands on it.

We already quite like our new editor Charlotte Ledger.

So stay tuned for more Lady Smut adventures. I can’t wait to hear what people think of “Sexsomnia” the novella I wrote that’s included in the anthology. It was incredibly fun to research. Hee-hee!

I heart Harper Impulse

Eye Rolling Goodness in Sexy Saturday Round-Up

Published on July 12, 2013 by Madeline IvaLeave a comment

It’s Saturday. (Sunday if you’re me.) You’re bored. Trying not to eat the fridge. And there’s nothing on TV. You’re longing. Perhaps for a man, but maybe some engaging romance news, sex tips, and an update on the romance industry will do. Sexy Saturday Round Up is what you want, missy. It’s got bizarre stuff, salacious stuff, and the obligatory cute article with a kitty in it. >**<

Sometimes romance ain't pretty. — Sometimes romance ain’t pretty.

So long no longer, mah friends, here are the last eight SSRU’s from Lady Smut. Just click on a date below and–voila! Hours of time suckage.

July 6th (many levels of sex, trantric sex)

June 29th (swoon worthy heroes, the fake tongue wheel, giving great blow jobs)

June 22nd (best couples in horror)

June 15th (eyeball licking, deep point of view, cosmo super lift twist!)

June 8th (weirdest sex stories of the ancient world)

June 1st (hair archeology, how to flirt, how not to suck at promo)

May 25th (swirling, desperation breath, how to ask for oral sex)

May 18th (best condoms, keep sex toys safe, sex advice from cougars)

As Liz always sez–“Stay sexy.” Check out more of Lady Smut here–And please follow my blog!

Use a Vibrator & live longer (Yup, you heard me)

Published on August 2, 2012August 3, 2012 by Madeline Iva1 Comment

I am shocked — SHOCKED — that Organic GARDENING has an article reporting that people who use a vibrator can live longer. Really??? Of course I read the article immediately. ;>

I’m just still having problems wrapping my brain around good old Organic-This-Is-My-Compost-Heap-Ain’t-It-Purdy-Gardening’s changing image.

Anyway! The article was written by Emily Main and it’s called: 9 WEIRD HEALTH HABITS YOU NEED TO ADOPT. The #8 ‘weird’ health habit they recommend is having sex more often. (Okay, if I hafta, then I hafta.) and #9 —Here’s a quote from the online article:

Use a vibrator.

So you’re single and have to go solo? That’s healthy, too, according to research from Indiana University’s Center for Sexual Health Promotion, because it apparently makes you more apt to adopt other healthy habits. A survey conducted by the center revealed that both single women and women who incorporated vibrator use into sex with a partner were more likely to visit the gynecologist than non-users. Men who reported using vibrators with a partner were also more likely to give themselves testicular self-exams. Need any more excuses to start using sex toys?

Maybe they should change their name from Organic Gardening to Dirty Gardening?

There’s a link to another Organic Gardening online article about how to have sex in a more earth-friendly way. Which makes sense, I guess. I mean, if you’re crunchy granola — what are you to do if you shun man-made threads but most lingerie (forget lingerie, let’s talk bras that can handle a D cup) are polyester and nylon? And what if that vibrator is made with BPA plastic? Well, the article tells you how to find a green vibrator. (No, I’m not kidding. And I’m not talking about the color either. ;>)